Cruel Deceit

Healthrider, you are one mean bastard. You let me be so proud of myself for THREE miles and almost 500 calories behind me on multiple occasions. Do you realize how many powdered donuts that is? DO you? I just uncovered your filthy lie, though, Healthrider. I THOUGHT I heard you laughing at me.... and now I know it's true. Sparkpeople just told me so. You can't burn 500 calories in 3 miles unless you are running TWENTY-ISH miles per hour. Maybe something is wonky with your circa 1995 motherboard or whatever gadgetry-ish filth is inside your deceitful box of lies. Surely you couldn't intentionally be so cruel?